document.write('<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="http://plurk.tw/css/ph2.css"><style type="text/css">.ph2{max-width:500px;}</style><div class="ph2"><div class="ph2_head" id="trigger"><a class="ph2_avatar" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></a><div id="ph2_close"></div><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a>今天在台大被某高三生家長問路。我告訴他們路之後就被問說我是不是僑生，於是我就和他們說我不是僑生，是因為聽障所以講話不清楚而已，結果............<div id="ph2_count">48</div></div><div id="ph2_body"><h4 class="ph2_bodyh4">Recent Responses</h4><div class="ph2_body"><table><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> 那個媽媽轉頭過去和他兒子說「你看台大連聾子都可以考的上，你怕什麼？」</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> 然後再轉回來和我說「謝謝」.............</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> 於是我做了敗壞校譽的事：我嗆了句「但是智障的兒子一樣考不上台大啦」就走掉了</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/JoshuaWang"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/19666-small8.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/JoshuaWang">Joshua</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> <img src="http://statics.plurk.com/8600839dc03e6275b53fd03a0eba09cf.gif" class="emoticon" alt="(rofl)" height="18" /></td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/24338-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters">chapters 查普特™</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> <img src="http://statics.plurk.com/08a43d50691a1ed22706fc92f568fa07.gif" class="emoticon" alt="(girlkiss)" height="19" />............的確很敗壞校譽.... <img src="http://statics.plurk.com/843739a95294fd0bf4c958840b46408f.gif" class="emoticon" alt="(haha)" height="20" /></td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/amaryllisstw"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/30399-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/amaryllisstw">超有旅遊命的艾瑪</a></td><td> 學妹！你回答太有台大人的快速反應了啦！哈哈哈～</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/24338-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters">chapters 查普特™</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> 妹妹，你的火氣大了些...其實，你應該說完不要轉頭走，留下來聽媽媽怎麼反應...</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> 也是齁...。搞不好她聽不懂<img src="http://statics.plurk.com/627a5ddad41c22fb7e94305f0fd9b8e8.gif" class="emoticon" alt=":-P" height="18" /></td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> 但如果台大校方看到這則噗應該會把我找去喝茶聊天吧？</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/DenDenChen"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/1859550-small14.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/DenDenChen">◎丹機勒捏◎</a></td><td> 這家長講話也真哭腰</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/Ken1983"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/22929-small22.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/Ken1983">Kěn</a></td><td> 一百分！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/Nomisas"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/3292111-small44.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/Nomisas">＊追夢團＊ 咖啡花</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> 這家長想激勵孩子用的話也誤太大了</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/garylivehidelife"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/3431221-small80.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/garylivehidelife">garylivehidelife</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> 也太直接了吧!</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/24338-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters">chapters 查普特™</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> <img src="http://statics.plurk.com/1c890273544559b17f090d09238fa763.gif" class="emoticon" alt="(rock)" height="25" />我挺你...的急智，但是下次用詞在婉轉些.....</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> 如何婉轉？<img src="http://statics.plurk.com/627a5ddad41c22fb7e94305f0fd9b8e8.gif" class="emoticon" alt=":-P" height="18" /> 當場只有氣急攻心哪～</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/garylivehidelife"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/3431221-small80.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/garylivehidelife">garylivehidelife</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> 我也挺你!</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/garylivehidelife"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/3431221-small80.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/garylivehidelife">garylivehidelife</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> 應該說腦殘~比較婉轉</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/24338-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters">chapters 查普特™</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> <img src="http://statics.plurk.com/e8ed6c7eed76d2acd9dbf469f29fbec2.gif" class="emoticon" alt="(doh)" height="22" />...我好像也只會惡毒的回嘴...對喔！像我這樣智障又耳聾的人台大都收，你考不上就真的太低能，要不就是祖上沒積德.....</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/24338-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters">chapters 查普特™</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> （上述太惡毒，錯誤示範....）小朋友千萬不要學！</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> 我不會學的，我可不自認智障XD（喂）</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/24338-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters">chapters 查普特™</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> 喂！我又沒說你是智障...不過我真的會用貶低自己的方式來烘托對方的高傲。那位母親用比較級的方式來看世界，他的孩子也會有相同的模式來處事，可惜了。</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/garylivehidelife"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/3431221-small80.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/garylivehidelife">garylivehidelife</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> 應該是像你這種說話不經大腦思考的家長,我想你兒子有你這種母親也真是可悲!!</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> <a href="http://www.plurk.com/chapters" class="ex_link">chapters</a>: 我知道你的意思啦<img src="http://statics.plurk.com/627a5ddad41c22fb7e94305f0fd9b8e8.gif" class="emoticon" alt=":-P" height="18" />但我不想貶低自己就是了（這也算我個性中的某種高傲吧）但他兒子到是全程沒說半個字就是了</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> <a href="http://www.plurk.com/garylivehidelife" class="ex_link">garylivehidelife</a>: 你那句好長喔，我會有點懶得說那麼多字（喂</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/TSUBASA"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/1247850-small4.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/TSUBASA">TSUBASA</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> 這樣簡潔有力就夠了，不需要想這麼多</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/dryden"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/2205300-small24.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/dryden">封封封封</a></td><td> <a href="http://plum.cs.nccu.edu.tw/~s9515/plurk/mie/019.gif" class="ex_link pictureservices">plum.cs.nccu.edu.tw/~s9515/plurk/mie/019.gif</a>  Good Job!!</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/24338-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters">chapters 查普特™</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> 媽媽可能很少替別人設想，以自己為中心的過一輩子。希望兒子真上了台大不會有如此的態度～</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> 也要他真的考得上（還在氣）</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/escapego"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/210276-small54.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/escapego">爬格子的世界</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> 要是我一定也會做出跟你一樣的事當下要婉轉的說實在太難了</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/24338-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters">chapters 查普特™</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> .....最好不要考上了還當你學弟......（趕緊轉頭溜～）</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> <a href="http://www.plurk.com/chapters" class="ex_link">chapters</a>: 那我會讓他過得很「快樂」的</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/24338-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters">chapters 查普特™</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> ....以前我學姊都派我幫忙買便當上體育課... <img src="http://statics.plurk.com/11eed61b41a3e935773476ac33bc00d9.gif" class="emoticon" alt=":-(" height="18" /> 我都是帶學妹一起蹺課看電影..</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/kokomo"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/89150-small71.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/kokomo">超齡の撲倒太郎</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> <a href="http://jiayun.org/onion/008.gif" class="ex_link pictureservices">jiayun.org/onion/008.gif</a></td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> 幫忙上體育課？老師都不會認人嗎？（我這可憐鬼才剛開學就已經被一堆老師認得了...）</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/24338-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters">chapters 查普特™</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> ...幸好學姊不是美若天仙，反正舉手喊又，一堆人老師也搞不清楚～</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> 好吧，大概是因為現在台大體育課都只有4x人...</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/dancemaple"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20817-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/dancemaple">Mrs.michaels</a></td><td> 兩百分！！！！！！你好厲害！！！</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/24338-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters">chapters 查普特™</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> （奇怪，我拐灣稱讚你又沒有反應..）妹妹真難伺候～ <a href="http://cichikung.myweb.hinet.net/plurk/samwoo/33.gif" class="ex_link pictureservices">cichikung.myweb.hinet.net/plurk/samwoo/33.gif</a></td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> 不知道要回什麼咩<img src="http://statics.plurk.com/627a5ddad41c22fb7e94305f0fd9b8e8.gif" class="emoticon" alt=":-P" height="18" /></td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/bwPingu"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/21402-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/bwPingu">bwPingu (拼榖)</a></td><td> 說得好。我們家兩個NTUers替妳鼓鼓掌 <img src="http://statics.plurk.com/615f18f7ea8abc608c4c20eaa667883b.gif" class="emoticon" alt="(LOL)" height="18" /></td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/24338-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters">chapters 查普特™</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> 好啦，美少女不要生氣，等你有空再一起去吃羊肉爐啦～  <a href="http://cichikung.myweb.hinet.net/plurk/samwoo/107.gif" class="ex_link pictureservices">cichikung.myweb.hinet.net/plurk/samwoo/107.gif</a></td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> 哈，我現在暫時從良吃素了，可以改吃現實世界中的羊肉爐嗎？<img src="http://statics.plurk.com/627a5ddad41c22fb7e94305f0fd9b8e8.gif" class="emoticon" alt=":-P" height="18" /></td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/24338-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters">chapters 查普特™</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> 莫宰羊，不知道配方口味是不是一樣～要不去紫藤廬裝文雅也行。</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> 其實這兩家我都沒去吃過（笑）高中時每天經過哩！</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/24338-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/chapters">chapters 查普特™</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> 那週二我放假時先去試吃，再告訴你結果吧！...你的作業寫完沒？</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/20213-small.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/hitokage">☀Hitokage</a></td><td> 每週都有作業小考，你問的是哪週的？（無奈）</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/karena0508"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/3129701-small2.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/karena0508">Karena 蛋堡</a></td><td><span class="act">說</span> 哈哈~~~好讚喔~嗆的好啦~那個媽媽很沒水準,有沒有拍下照片,給我吐一下口水~</td></tr><tr><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/birgit1121"><img src="http://avatars.plurk.com/1291875-small10.gif"></td><td><a class="ph2_name" href="http://www.plurk.com/user/birgit1121">TK海賊團-BIRGIT</a></td><td><span class="act">覺得</span> 那位媽媽也太機車了,這樣就算考上台大也沒啥好驕傲的</td></tr></table></div><div class="ph2_foot"><a class="ph2_logo" href="http://plurk.tw/" target="_blank"><img src="http://plurk.tw/graph/plurkplug_logo80x20.png" /></a>  URL: <a class="ph2_url" href="http://www.plurk.com/p/il0fq">Return 2 Plurk</a></div></div></div>')